More funny-ness

I cannot resist posting some of these hilarious things my kids have said the last couple of days.

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Overheard from the bathtub--

Aaron: Claire, before you play, you have to pay. (Not sure WHAT he was talking about!)
Claire: Dear God, thank you for 'de food. Amen.

I guess she thought he said "pray"!

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Claire is learning a new song at school called "Little Red Box". One part says, "How do you do?" and when Claire sings it, she says, "How do you do that?"

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Aaron rode in the truck with Daddy on Sunday. Out of nowhere he says, "I think I know why God sent all those hurricanes."

"Why?" asks Daddy.

"Because of all the old buildings. They need to be torn down!" was the reply. Hmmmm....???

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Yesterday afternoon I was on a phone call for work, trying to stay in a separate room from the kids. Of course they always follow me into whatever room I choose, so while I was talking Aaron comes in and announces, "Mommy, my wee-wee hurts!" I almost died. The guy on the phone pretended like he didn't hear anything, but there is no way he missed that!

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Today Aaron and I were playing a sight-words game with different cards with words that make sentences. Claire did NOT want us to play that, so she got the bag they go in and started picking them up. In her best villian voice she said, "You'll never play your game now! Whaaa haa haa!" She got that villian voice from Swiper the Fox (Dora) and the Backyardigans.

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Hope you got some belly laughs!